We needed the site space so we discontinued our hilarious Knucklehead of the Month page, but sometimes people just take the cake and we feel the need to share with our adoring public the sheer hilarity that is THIS fucking dumbass.

If you can read, you already understand the problem: Jimmy here is a fucking moron. Not only did we serve an enormous number of happy clients, we went above and beyond by honoring everyone who had already signed up by scheduling them appointments for the next couple of weeks so they won’t feel like their time wasn’t important to us. We didn’t have to do that, no one else does that we know of does. Fact is, the response to this event was huge due to a tattoo convention going on in Nashville that meant many shops weren’t even offering Friday the 13th specials. Still, instead of just turning people away, we chose to go above and beyond in order to take care of people, something we pride ourselves on.

Something else we pride ourselves on is sticking up for ourselves, well, that and our sense of humor. So here goes.

To confirm our suspicions that Jimmy here is just doing the bidding of some other shop that he goes to, or is just plain stupid, we looked up his other reviews. It was telling, and funnier than we thought, so we’ve included some of them if you’re up for a belly laugh.

Three weeks ago Jimmy was at Biolife Plasma services donating plasma. We doubt it was out of the kindness of his heart and it would go quite a ways in explaining why he would wait 3 hours to save $40 on a tattoo (but not 4 hours, 4’s where he draws the line, Jimmy got shit to do), it’s because Jimmy’s broke. Read on, you’ll see what we mean.

It seems, due to no fault of his own, Jimmy here has difficulty getting or maintaining gainful employment. In this review he states that while his sister got a job day-of, they couldn’t find anything for Poor Jimmy. And it certainly had nothing to do with his attitude, lack of education, or poor communication skills. Nope, they’s just assholes yall. Notice the beginning of an apology from corporate, we feel that this is a mistake. The corporate response to these loudmouthed dickheads is creating a Karen-culture never before seen in the country and it’s giving all of us a headache (which we get from continually slamming our heads against the wall after dealing with these entitled shit heels.)
Wait, is shit heel two words? Or is it a compound word? Maybe a hyphenate? Turns out Grammarly doesn’t have all the answers, after all.

So three months ago Jimmy HAD a job, apparently ran a business. Can’t imagine why that didn’t go just swimmingly.

Another apology after Jimmy here has an attitude while most likely wasting the time of someone who actually HAS a job while seeing about his prepaid trac phone. Another apology from corporate. Stop it.

For our part, if someone has a complaint, address it here and we’ll take care of it. If we can’t find a solution to your liking, your request is most likely unreasonable and you should go someplace else. There will not. EVER. Be an apology. Don’t hold your breath.

Fuck you Jimmy, you suck. You should know that, it’s appears to be reflected generally in your life. Try to turn that around man, it’s not too late. Dick.