This is a Wild Offer
Freddy Mercury, Adele, Otis Redding, Nina Simone. There’s so many more great singers in the world, but if ones of these names don’t strike a chord with you, then we probably can’t be friends. What about Alicia Keys? Dusty Springfield or Dolly Parton? Sam Cooke comes to mind. Chris Cornell? Come on!
This Saturday, our beloved and significantly off-kilter benefactor has blocked out a few hours to do a tattoo for someone, ahem, who will sing him a song.
Chris Cornell, Billie Holiday, Adele, Freddy Mercury, Dolly Parton, Lady Gaga, Ray Charles, Whitney Houston. Will has agreed to do a portrait of one of these singers for the simple price of a song. The best singer can pick their portrait from one of these 8 (they’re the best photos we could find of some of Will’s favorite singers.) The tattoo will be done this Saturday, starting around 10am. The song can be sung at Lighthouse Tattoo during our business hours of noon to 10pm. If it’s really good, he said he’d consider other singers’ portraits, we just have to be able to find a good photo.
We don’t really know why he’s doing this. We’re pretty sure he doesn’t either. He keeps muttering something about ‘what’s a song worth’ and ‘chutzpah’ or something. We’ll see. If you or a friend would like a complimentary tattoo by one of the very best portrait artists in the state and you can carry a tune, swing by Lighthouse Tattoo and give it a shot. Will’s crazy man.