Come on dude. You’re telling me one of the greatest silent psychos of all time was created because no one in 1980 figured you needed a safety declaration that little Jason here wasn’t a strong swimmer? Those were different times for sure. Well, here’s one for helicopter parenting.

Jason, really only evil because he seems to have such a problem with cheap drugs and free sex, has been a registered Republican since his introduction in the 1980 Friday the 13th film. But we didn’t really fall in love with him until part 3, when he got that hockey mask. Jason’s come a long way since then, as have the rest of us. He went to Manhattan, then space, fought Freddy, and even stopped killing the black guy first. But the poor bastard never did learn how to swim.