Election Results?!?
Well, another presidential election has come and gone and what the hell?! During the single greatest time of uncertainty in modern history, certainly in this writer’s lifetime, some folks are still trying to argue about who the president-elect is? Honestly: What a crock of shit.
So, for our part, we would like to offer a discount on tattoos commemorating this historic time in our nation’s history. Be they somber or funny, Lighthouse Tattoo will honor a 30% discount on all election-related tattoos until such time as President Trump concedes defeat in this election. We honestly don’t care what side you’re on. Hardcore for the Teflon Don? Think the election was rigged? Get a lot of your info from Qanon? We got you! Think meat is murder and carbon emissions are more important than the economy? Sick and tired of the patriarchy? We’re here for you!
Our message is thus: Like it or not, we are all in this together. The sooner we figure that out and start working toward a common goal of improving the lives of our fellow Americans and the human race, the better off we all will be. In the meantime, let’s have a little fun with how ridiculous all of this has become! Get a tattoo, have some laughs, and don’t make any long-term plans, as we never know what tomorrow will bring!
And who knows? Maybe 2021 will be better…